What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?
Last Updated: 22.06.2025 10:07

Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.
Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?
I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.
Why can’t conservatives accept the fact that they are stupid?
Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.
HELLO
Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?
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Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??
I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.
{RING} {RING}
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Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.
Sure no problem officer.
After a few moments he returns.
Have you ever gone to a porn theater with your wife?
Yes sir it is.
ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?
I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.
Why is my ex mad I moved on when he dumped me?
No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.
Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?